When three guys in WT chat-Part -3

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Shabby says:tool on phone??
Ben ) says:tool has capacity to check whether a person is busy in some other activity
Shabby says: kewl
Golu says: what if a person is not busy
Ben ) says: then it shows availableGolu says:if he is moderately busy
Ben ) says:away
Shabby says:then, it shows "moderately available"
Shabby says:rite??
Ben ) says:no sir
Ben ) says:it dosesn't
Shabby says:ohh..thats bad
Shabby says:away is a wrong status
Shabby says:cos he is nt away
Golu says:rite....
Golu says:include this feature also
Ben ) says: ok sir...
Ben ) says: but if he is moderately busy
Ben ) says: then he is mentally busy
Ben ) says:or mentally away
Shabby says:no no...
Golu says:no he might be physically busy also and mentally available
Shabby says: there is no status like "mentally away"
Ben ) says:yeah, we did not implement it
Shabby says:instead u display
Shabby says:"mentally retarded"
Ben ) says:!!!! ye dono meri takkar ke bakchod hain... main bhi band nahi ho raha aur ye bhi...!!Ben ) says: retarted would be inappropiate sir
Shabby says:kya thot tha..
Shabby says:but, tool ne yeh bulb kse dikhaye
Ben ) says:this is our latest
Ben ) says:add on sir
Golu says:kya yeh tubelight bhi ikhata hai
Ben ) says:yes sir, but only for tubelight kind of people
Shabby says:aur light nahi ho tab..yeh jalte hain kya
Shabby says:*by light I mean electricity
Ben ) says: jo ki abhi koi nahi banega
Ben ) says:no sir, this tool cannot work w/o power
Shabby says:this is another
Shabby says:enhancement
Shabby says:this tool shud work w/o power
Ben ) says:sir, we will take note of that
Shabby says:this tool doesnt take note of things...y do u have to take a note of such things
Ben ) says:no sir, these is a delibrate attempt to keep it low on AI
Golu says:does it have artificial intelligence
Ben ) says:or else we might have a scenario like i-Robot
Ben ) says:This is what i call high level bakchodi
Shabby says:again bulb???
Ben ) says:thoughts sir
Ben ) says:to differentitiate b/w thoughts and real conversation
Golu says:display some meaningful data
Ben ) says:like?
Golu says:this is for ur tool to think
Ben ) says:okGolu says:what is this
Ben ) says:encrypted thinking
Golu says:who will decrypt it then
Ben ) says:tool
Golu says:which type of encryption r u using
Golu says:is it secure
Ben ) says:we do not discolse sensitive data
Ben ) says:fully secure
Golu says:so u mean it is only meant for insensitive ppl
Ben ) says:no sir... this tool has been developed wit h lot of sensitivity
Ben ) says:we cannot disclose type n mode of operations used
Golu says:but then why does it not display sensitive data
Shabby says:not acceptable...
Shabby says:the performance of ur toll is very bad
Shabby says:*tool
Ben ) says:it is beta version
Ben ) says:we will try to improve it sir
Shabby says:plz..
Golu says:where is the beti version
Golu says:y r u biased towards gender
Golu says:?Ben ) says:it is company norm to do so sir
Ben ) says:we will make a beti version on your special request
Shabby says:ok..
Golu says:this tool cannot produce a copy of its own
Ben ) says:!!!kya hidden potential hai bakwas karne ka!!!
Ben ) says:we are not sure sir
Shabby says:bulbs agan
Shabby says:??
Ben ) says:it still is same version
Ben ) says:we will make a new one soon
Shabby says:i want dates
Ben ) says:we will discuss and let you know at earliest
Golu says:calculate the LOE
Golu says:and send it acrooss
Shabby says:but, i want iit now
Ben ) says:sure sir